TitaniumWorx

This douchenozzle emailed me this…(Here’s his email address, btw…jakebett22@gmail.com)

Name: Jake Bett
Email: jakebett22@gmail.com
Message: Would you be interested in selling the domains Paracord Bracelet.com or Paracord Bracelets.com

He sent that shit through my webpage that is for PLACING ORDERS FOR THINGS I SELL!!!!!  NOT MY DOMAIN NAMES!!!!!!!  NO WHERE ON ANY OF MY PAGES DOES IT SAY, “HEY — YOU KNOW WHAT???  GO AHEAD AND SEND ME UNSOLICITED OFFERS FOR ME TO SELL YOU MY…*******MY******* DOMAIN NAMES!!!”  This jackass just took it upon himself to do so.  I cannot tell you how many times people have sent me this shit wanting to buy up domain names that *******I******* registered so that *******I******* can USE THEM!!!!!!!

Here is my reply to him…

Re: “Would you be interested in selling the domains Paracord Bracelet.com or Paracord Bracelets.com”

Well of course I’d sell them!!!  For around 30 million US dollars each.  🙂

You’d better have extraordinarily deep pockets to buy these from me because I am going to pass then down to my heirs in my will…and I don’t plan on going anywhere for quite a while.  🙂

I mean really…why would you even expect me to seriously consider selling my domains?  First, you’re not prepared to offer anything near what they’re worth (which will be evidenced by how you reply) and most importantly, apparently you think you’re going to try to take business away from me by selling whatever pathetic, piece of crap paracord bracelets YOU want to sell.  Well no.  There are some EXTREMELY STUPID people out there, but I am not one of them.  I registered these domains for a reason and that reason was NOT for some 5th-rate paracord bracelet maker to buy them from me for $50 or whatever insulting offer you had planned on making.  It ain’t gonna happen…EVER.  You’re not the first one to try this and I’m sure you won’t be the last.  In fact, I think I’ll put a notice up on my website to this effect to save people like you the trouble of emailing and getting a response like this.  Don’t get mad at me…I get emails like this by people wanting me to sell them my domains constantly, so that does get irritating due to how often it happens. Please don’t take it personally…I do not know you.  I just have the same level of disdain for anyone that does this to me because it happens constantly.

GOOD DAY!

So…doucheboy sent this back…

Name: Jake Bett
Email: jakebett22@gmail.com
Message: Thanks for the reply,
You need to get back on your meds and lay off the alcohol.

Thanks
Jake

And then this…

Name: Jake Bett
Email: jakebett22@gmail.com
Message: And don’t miss you anger management classes too

And this…

Name: Jake Bett
Email: jakebett22@gmail.com
Message: Don’t forget your anger management classes either

And this…

Name: Jake Bett
Email: jakebett22@gnail.com
Message: What you dont want to be my friend

And finally, this…and then for some reason, he was suddenly unable to send anymore BULLSHIT to me. 🙂

Name: Jake Bett
Email: zipetech22@gmail.com
Message: What you don’t want to be my friend?

Don’t miss your anger management classes either.

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Notice he changed his email address too…he idiotically thought I was blocking him by his email address, so now I have TWO of his email addresses to FUCK WITH.  🙂

People — I am warning you RIGHT NOW — do NOT pull this bullshit with me, ok?  It won’t work and you’ll just end up being the cocksucker in this equation, ok?