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jason shoobridge / delta3designs – should be “3C designs” for “completely cowardly cocksucker”

So this son of a bitch told a friend of mine that he would make them a superconductor spike tool.  I don’t really know specifically what it is, it’s just some tool they would use in knot work.

Anyway, this jason shoobridge dickhead told my buddy he would make them one months ago.  Then he suddenly had a “surgery” come up and wasn’t able to work on it at all.  He told my friend theirs would be the very next one he would make after his stupid ass surgery.  Then the cowardly little bitch posted pics in his group of some dickhead’s spike.

My friend asked him when he was going to get around to their spike.  That’s when this cowardly asshole finally admitted he suddenly didn’t want to make it anymore.  Apparently, he told my friend that they’d been very nice, polite, and pleasant while dealing with him over all these months…but then he read some post that was made by a couple of dick-lickers named rick burkemper and rob bentley.  In that post, a bunch of assholes spouted off a bunch of lies and bullshit about my friend because they were extremely angry and jealous that people weee buying my friend’s gear and not their sub-par shit.

These faggot ass sons of bitches spread a bunch of slanderous bullshit about my friend…including trying to say they were homosexual.  Apparently rick and rob (how adorable!  LOL) have some sort of anal fixation (on each other?) themselves and that’s why they tried to project that perverted bullshit onto my friend.

Anyway, so this jason dickhead whined a lot saying my friend told him “f you and other words” four or five years ago.  He has zero proof this ever happened, but since this rick/rob faggot duo made libelous posts about my friend, this jason douchebag decided to use that as a reason not to make the spike he told my friend he would make.

Therefore, jason shoobridge is a coward and he is NOT A MAN OF HIS WORD!!!!!  Do NOT trust this son of a bitch with your money or with making anything for you.  He is a complete asshole that does not deserve your money nor anyone else’s.  My friend even PRAYED for this cocksucking, spineless slimeball’s recovery and that he would not be in pain after his surgery.

Now they’re praying he’ll get hit by a fucking BUS.

Fuck you, jason shoobridge.  You’re a fucking coward that hasn’t learned how to make judgement decisions yourself and instead relies on a bunch of shitbags on Facebook to tell you how to treat people.  I hope you fucking rot in hell, jason, you fucking cunt.

Jig Pro Shop on amazon are a bunch of asshole cocksuckers

These shitheads had a titanium fid advertised as BEING AVAILABLE FOR SALE ON AMAZON and I placed an order for it.

So they couldn’t be bothered to tell me this shit yesterday when I placed the order, so today they finally send me a message through amazon saying it wasn’t available and “oops”.  No, shitheads…you can take your “sorry” bullshit and shove it up your ass.  Those fuckers CANCELED MY FUCKING ORDER and then told me to go buy shit from their cocksucking piece of shit WEBSITE.  Well GUESS WHAT, ASSHOLE???  Your fucking WEBSITE ONLY has dumbshit “rainbow anodized” fucking fids that look like shit and you charge an extra $15 for it to look like that.  I am NOT INTERESTED in the rainbow-brite anodized bullshit you are selling on your website.  I wanted a regular, plain, NON FLAME COLORED TITANIUM FID!!!  I ALSO wanted to buy it through AMAZON so I could use my AMAZON STORE CARD to pay for it.  I am sure you fucktards do not accept AMAZON STORE CARDS FOR PAYMENT THROUGH YOUR WEBSITE NOW DO YOU?????  FUCKING ASS WORTHLESS PIECES OF SHIT!!!!!!!

God, I cannot tell you how much I hate shitheads like these fuckwads…Someone needs to round up all these shitfucks off of amazon and ban them from selling there FOREVER.  If they can’t be bothered to keep accurate inventory on there, then they don’t need to be selling there EVER AGAIN.

FUCK YOU SHITHEAD, JIG PRO SHOP FUCKWIPES!!!!!  I HOPE YOU FAGGOTS GO OUT OF BUSINESS!!!!!!!

Christian Slater on Conan tonight and his “skydiving” story…

Whatever dumbass idiot helped him with his apparent attempt at a “first jump story” — abysmal fail.

That is all.

(For the record, I think he is a decent actor…but that first jump story…wow…horrible…that’s not on him — that’s on the idiots that trained him…)